You Didn’t Even Have To Ask

Posted By on April 30, 2008

- Sometimes I wish I could admit that I am using all of my powers for good instead of using them to wring someone’s neck until their eyeballs pop out while screaming, “SHUT THE FUCK UP, JUST SHUT UP!!! PLEASE!” I wish I could admit it because I think the fact that I don’t do it should be appreciated.

- Want to know what I hate about being a grown up? Not only does no one notice that I am out of clean underwear, nobody gives a shit either. Let someone else run out of clean underwear and I’m #1 on their contact list.

- No good deed goes unpunished.

- Kate is watching “Grease” in the other room… and I am singing along to every word in my head. I think I have every bit of that movie memorized.

- The weather has cooled off and I like that… my ass doesn’t sweat when sitting on this chair. I absolutely hate to sweat. Seriously. HATE. Like… ‘if hate were people, I’d be China!’ kind of hate.

- Just because I happen to be in the office at 9pm does not mean I am working. It just happens to mean that my work computer is also my personal computer and maybe I’d like to do something at it that doesn’t have anything to do with work. In short, it’s not an invitation for you to start asking me work/business related questions.

- Sierra Nevada Summerfest Lager is good.

- Not sure about Hornitos Tequila, but as soon as I am done writing this pathetic excuse for a post, I plan to find out.

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Comments

8 Responses to “You Didn’t Even Have To Ask”

  1. Marissa says:

    I don’t mind the light sweat, its when I start sticking to the computer chair that I know there is a problem.

  2. Miss Britt says:

    I hate ass sweat. It always makes me feel like I pissed myself.

  3. Avitable says:

    “If hate were people, I’d be China” – :rotflmao:

  4. Beamer says:

    I am thinking I’m needing more coffee – uhm, what is the title of this thing supposed to mean? Did we forget a “K” or sumpin’? :boom:

    I would say that the ass sweat thing was too much info, but, apparently you aren’t the only one with that problem, so I shant. :thanks:

    I’m not sure, but I am thinking that squeezed out eyeballs might be a tad messy to clean up. :shock:

    Yep, I absolutely need more coffee. :cheer: :smack:

  5. Crys says:

    you live in a hot place, omg. i went there a few years ago to visit someone and my book literally melted in my car. i was gone for about an hour.

  6. Val says:

    I hear ya! Being a grown up sucks….my laundry is always the last to be done, my room looks like a disaster area, and I am always the last to get to the bag of chips…and there is always just CRUMBS left!

  7. Trishk says:

    I quit doing laundry for anyone except myself years ago. Now if any one is out, it is their fault. Well, maybe you should still do the little ones…but everyone, else…

    Now..how was that tequila?

  8. Crazy Lady says:

    The laundry thing – OMG! Sometimes I just want to scream – I’m not the only adult in the is house, wash your own damn underwear! The kids wash theirs! :flaming: