Bwahahahahaha! Didja miss me yesterday? Probably not, hmmm? I was unavailable for blogging purposes yesterday because I had to actually LEAVE the house to go Christmas shopping. Not only did I have to leave the house, I also had to do about 95% of the shopping IN ONE DAY. Gah!

By the time we got home last night my head was splitting and it felt very much as if I was about to give birth through my left eyeball. I believe a more decent term might be, migraine, which started about the time I had to smile and pretend to be full of Christmas spirit while the 2nd, 5th, 10th, and 15th moron stood in front of my cart staring at a shelf and appearing to become completely catatonic.

Or OH! I love this new tactic, women who slowly walk up the MAIN aisles and then suddenly dash away from their cart and run down an aisle to grab something making you look like the grown-up version of bumper cars as you smash into her cart.

So you get the idea, right? Cool beans.

We got home, I was handed the phone the second I walked through the door, my head was still splitting and I started going through the mail where I found an envelope addressed to ME! Yay me!!! In the envelope were these:

New Snowman Earrings!!!

Are they cute or what? I :heartbeat: :heartbeat: them.

And guess who sent them to me? Ok, don’t. I’ll tell you, none other than “Nanna” from “What’s A Nanna” although, you probably know her as Miss Britt’s mom. (I absolutely adore this woman! Seriously! She’s the BOMB!)

Between my wicked Santa socks and my new snowman earrings there is even more reason to:

Bask in my Christmas Glory, Bitches!

Apparently, this phrase of mine was well received. In fact, Chickie says that if she had done Christmas cards this year they would have looked like this:

Oops, it got cut off a bit there. Oh well, go visit Chickie’s blog to see the whole thing in all of its’ Christmas glory!

Ok, folks, you know the words… come on… sing along!

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